Thursday, May 21, 2009

What if Hal Jordan and Sinestro switched bodies, PART VII

Well ... If Sinestro (in Hal's body) can GROW a mustache ...!

Agh! That's not right. That's DEFINITELY not right.

Still, despite the fact that Oliver (Green Arrow) Queen -- the whisker king -- is one of Hal's best friends, Hal himself doesn't seem to be a big fan of facial hair. So, if Hal was trapped in Sinestro's body, OF COURSE he'd shave off Sinestro's mustache!.


FoldedSoup said...

Sinestro: The only DC villain with any chance of pulling off a tough guy comb-over.

But, he'd have to keep the 'stache.

MetFanMac said...

Eek! Well, now we know just why Sinestro has that moustache...

SallyP said...

Hey, if Sinestro is going to dump Hal's bomber jacket, then Hal is going to shave the mustache.

Can't you just see the two of them giving each other a stare down, and declaring..."Of course you realize...this means war!"

Duskdog said...

Hal: My jacket! What did you do to my jacket?
Sinestro: My face! What did you do to my face?
Hal: That jacket was my dad's!
Sinestro: That moustache was my trademark!
Hal: That jacket was all I have left of him!
Sinestro: That moustache was one-third of all the hair I have left period!

And thus, all hopes of regaining their old friendship were lost forever.