Friday, May 15, 2009

What if Hal Jordan and Sinestro switched bodies, PART III

Trapped in Hal's body for an indeterminate period of time, Sinestro decides to make the most of it by growing a DRAMA MUSTACHE on Hal's pasty Earthman face.

"Eek! Green Lantern is trying to grow a porn 'stache! Run, RUN!"

(Hal's always been smart to leave the facial-hair-growing to Ollie. I think the only time readers have seen Hal grow any sort of facial hair is when he's gone a few days without shaving.)

7 comments:

Pete said...

With the mustache and domino mask, he's almost got some Dread Pirate Roberts going there...

SallyP said...

Oh God, this just keeps getting better. Or worse, depending upon your point of view.

Oh Hal...a pencil-thin mustache and you were NOT a match made in Heaven. Oddly enough even just a little stubble seems to make Hal look...unkempt. Maybe because he's so pretty, although Kyle can have stubble and looks even prettier, if that's possible.

MetFanMac said...

You're kidding, right?

*looks at picture*

My G-d, you're not kidding.

AAIEE!

Duskdog said...

Hey, it takes a lot of time and care to grow a Truly Dapper Moustache like that! Not to mention all the grooming that goes along with it. Sinestro has to get up an hour earlier every day just for 'stacheg-grooming time.

I bet he hates having Hal's hair, though. I mean, on the one hand, it's so thick and luxurious and Sinestro hasn't been able to run his fingers through hair like that since he was like 18 or something, but on the other hand, Hal's hair just won't stay put! Look at it! Flying all over the place, flopping around... I bet that drives Sinestro crazy. When Hal gets his body back, his hair is going to be pasted to his head with waaaay more than a dab of Brylcreem.

Then again, maybe Sinestro has discovered how much the ladies like Hal's hair...

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder if Hal actually is fully capable of facial hair... if a long stay in a Russian prison without any real access to facilities doesn't do the job properly, what will?

SallyP said...

Electrolysis!

Sea-of-Green said...

Maybe Hal would look good with an Errol Flynn mustache. Otherwise ... er, NO.