Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The GLBF How-To Blogger Manual!

By golly, Sally is a genius! Sally has hit upon a VERY promising method -- The GLBF (Green Lantern Butts Forever) How-To Manual for Aspiring Bloggers -- to help bloggers with ideas for posts. Well, I'm here to state that, as a Sally protege (hey, it's because of her that I'm a blogger in the first place. That's right, folks -- It's ALL HER FAULT), I have complete confidence that this method will revolutionize comic book blogging.

I'm gonna give it a whirl and follow Sally's instructions:

#1.......Find a picture of Batman that makes him look silly or foolish.

No sweat. It's almost TOO easy!

There. It's a precious, precious thing to be able to humiliate Bats AND Hal Jordan in only one comic book panel.


#2.......Find a picture of Hal Jordan being hit in the head.

Hmmmm ... Decisions, decisions. Oooooh, I know--!

Yeah, that's a favorite of mine.

Okay, last of all:

#3........Find a picture of a Green Lantern Butt.

Well, I think Hal has already been picked on enough in this post. Soooo ...

TA DA! Instant blog post!

Hooray, it works -- it WORKS!

(Hey, is it just me, or do these three comic book panels together seem to depict a Justice League dating service night gone horribly, horribly wrong ...?)


SallyP said...


See? It's so easy! And the suckers...er..I mean BELOVED READERS keep falling for it!

By the way, that's a particularly fine Guy tushie there.

TF said...

Holy Bottomry, Batman!

Seriously, that first panel will give me nightmares.
For a guy who apparently suddenly hates Hal, Batman sure is killing him in an... erm.... original way!

Sea_of_Green said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again -- Batman lusts after Hal and wants to make him his bitch. Prove me wrong! ;-)

googum said...

See, now if you and Sally would use panels showing GL's bottom while being hit in the head...I just increased your efficiency by 50%! Whoo-hoo!

SallyP said...

Now that's a challenge that I can get behind!


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