Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Superman's fashion sense -- or lack thereof
Bruce: "No, no, NO, stupid! What I meant was, if you go out dressed in THAT sissy getup, villains will go OUT of their WAY to beat the tar out of you!"
Ollie: "Hold on -- What's that sunburst coming out of your waistline?"
Bruce: "What the hell are you supposed to be, anyway, Clark? Bladder-Control-Problem Man?
Ollie: "Seriously, if you're REALLY lucky, people will think you're Happy Orgasm Man!"
Bruce: "Are you PLANNING be a spokesman for Viagra?"
Ollie (whispering): "I hope to God he doesn't get his powers back now, or we're DEAD."
Bruce (whispering): "Careful -- he's untucking his shirt!"
Clark: "Grrrrrrrrr ..."