Monday, June 23, 2008

It's Batman's turn!

Though he is more prone to it than just about any other super-hero, I'm tired of seeing Hal Jordan get his stupid-but-pretty skull bashed in. It's time for some other hero to get that sort of attention. So, this week, LET'S PICK ON BATMAN!

Oh, what a lovely sound effect ...! FLAK!

FLAK FLAK FLAK FLAK FLAK!

FLAK!

Now, Scipio made the point ages ago that "taking a wallop" is Batman's super-power. True, Batman probably does take more shots to the jaw than anyone else (and MUST have a jaw that's stronger than Superman's). But I'm not gonna dwell on jaw shots this week. Nope, I'm going for full-blown cranium bashing, worthy of Mr. Jordan. Who knows -- maybe Batman and Hal Jordan will turn out to be equals in that regard!

3 comments:

SallyP said...

It's true, we all mock Hal, but Batman has taken some rather epic wallops in the past as well. And for me, at any rate...it is just so much more SATISFYING when Batman gets thwacked.

Sea_of_Green said...

Batman should have brain damage worse than Guy's. Seriously.

SallyP said...

I suppose that the cowl takes some of the blow, but still...that's a serious whack to the head!