Though he is more prone to it than just about any other super-hero, I'm tired of seeing Hal Jordan get his stupid-but-pretty skull bashed in. It's time for some other hero to get that sort of attention. So, this week, LET'S PICK ON BATMAN!
Oh, what a lovely sound effect ...! FLAK!
FLAK FLAK FLAK FLAK FLAK!
Now, Scipio made the point ages ago that "taking a wallop" is Batman's super-power. True, Batman probably does take more shots to the jaw than anyone else (and MUST have a jaw that's stronger than Superman's). But I'm not gonna dwell on jaw shots this week. Nope, I'm going for full-blown cranium bashing, worthy of Mr. Jordan. Who knows -- maybe Batman and Hal Jordan will turn out to be equals in that regard!