Tuesday, May 13, 2008

There are just some things Hal Jordan WON'T do.

Poor Onu Murtu of the planet Garon. All she ever wanted was a better life for her people. Oh, and a new name -- like Dorine, 'cause she thought it was prettier than her real name. Oh yeah, and to have Hal Jordan fall madly in love with her. Well, she WAS Hal Jordan's main squeeze for at least a little while, but only because he was exiled in space for a year and desperate for, er, companionship. (And I still say that if Hal's had a kid anywhere in the universe, it's been with Dorine.) At any rate, Dorine didn't get to keep Hal. Once his year of exile was up, he dumped her and high-tailed it back to Earth without a backward glance.

Poor Dorine. Why did Hal treat her so shabbily? She was PRETTY. She was SMART. She was DEDICATED. She also, apparently, had tastes that were a bit too kinky even for Mr. Jordan!

Ya just had to go and cross that line, didn't you, Dorine? Tsk, tsk.


SallyP said...

Oh, THAT looks interesting. I love the look on Hal's face. If even Mr. "LoveBuns" Jordan is squicked out, then Dorine has some...kinky...tastes.

Sea_of_Green said...

Poor Dorine. Hal was always so grumpy with her. The big palooka.

SallyP said...

Well...she was always hanging all over him. I know that Hal pretty much expects to be adored, but she took it to another whole level.