So, I sez to the hair-cutting lady, I sez, "Please don't put any gel or hairspray in my hair."
The hair-cutting lady sez, "Okee dokee!" Then she proceeds to put both gel AND hairspray in my hair.
My hair looks awful right now -- even worse than it did before. And I won't be able to wash this stuff outta my hair until this evening. Oh, well -- at least I don't look like Neanderthal Hal Jordan here:
I think I'll go put on a hat.