Friday, November 9, 2007

Questionable side effects of villainous devices

Green Lantern Hal Jordan is in trouble yet again:
Y'know, Hal ... I might be wrong about this, but as I understand it, those types of, er, adult-oriented devices generally have adjustable power settings. If you can't figure out how to adjust the power to a more comfortable level, read the instructions. They're probably printed on the box.


FoldedSoup said...


That explains why so many girls I end up sleeping with disappear by the time I wake up!

(sometimes before...)

SallyP said...


Oh Soup!

And yes Sea, I've got to admit that it's a good thing that Hal is so pretty, because he's REALLy dumb sometimes.

But so very very pretty.

Sea_of_Green said...

LOL! Soup, Soup, Soup ...! :-)

It's a good thing Hal IS so pretty, Sally, 'cause -- much as I love him -- half the time Hal's looks are the only good thing the lunkhead has going for him. :-)